This morning I woke up bright and early to get to the City Health Fair on time. I was supposed to represent my client from 8:00-3:00. The materials I needed were safely packed in the back of my colleague's car, who I planned to meet at 7:15. So this morning when I left my house at 6:45 I realized my car was still at the office (since we had been carpooling the day before) and I was without transportation.
Solution: Commandeer a bike, ride bike (in skirt and heels...in the pitch black) to work, grab required materials, leave stolen bike in office, drive car back to house, pick up other materials at home (that I was unable to carry on bike), get to event ON TIME :) , work all day with no breaks, go back to office, stuff stolen bike into back seat of small car, return bike, clean bike grease of car seat.
...don't you wish you were me?
